tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3537168824054427865.post3951872641658726038..comments2023-03-25T01:21:26.464-07:00Comments on Never Give Up: Dear Eagle Ford. Thanks For Nothing!HairyKneeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15939656061917208954noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3537168824054427865.post-369839038442385742010-02-28T11:12:55.668-08:002010-02-28T11:12:55.668-08:00Haha well done on creativity there Xander :DHaha well done on creativity there Xander :DHairyKneeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15939656061917208954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3537168824054427865.post-33286712703675649042010-02-22T09:16:52.635-08:002010-02-22T09:16:52.635-08:00Dear Matthew
We here at Eagle Ford are terribly u...Dear Matthew<br /><br />We here at Eagle Ford are terribly upset to hear about your misdemeanors with our beloved Cindy. This letter is to let you know that we have fired her without pay and she has lost her pension fund as well. Peter Smart has been demoted to cleaning the bathrooms and refilling everyone's coffee on his own expenses. If you're willing to drive back here, we have a 1983 Ford Mustang Cougar V8 3.5l waiting in the back, fully restored and tested. <br /><br />I hope this incident did not dent your views on Eagle Ford, for we are all really nice and kind. Your letter has been forwarded to Henry Ford VII. He has agreed to personally fly from Switzerland to hand you the keys to the Cougar and take you out to dinner. On his expense. <br /><br />Yours Truely and Faithfully<br />Eagle Ford Marketing Director<br />Xander NaudéMaxxed Outnoreply@blogger.com